I have a fantasy

I have a fantasy. I need help to fulfill my fantasy. I want to fabricate a lie to play a game with the prisoners of Wandsworth prison in London, or Brixton prison. I am a psychologist and I claim I have discovered the nature of God and other vital discoveries that are going unnoticed, censored, ignored, not understood and I hope not destroyed. My truth is atheism is a logical fallacy that assumes God is the religious idea of the creator of the creation to conclude wrongly no creator exists because a particular idea of God doesn’t exist. I want to fabricate the lie I am a pedophile and I am going to a prison after trial, and the game is I have to rehabilitate all the prisoners. Do you understand? The lie has to be done well, with all the papers, all the documents of the fake trial. Basically the crime o crimes i did are like if it was real. I go to prison and all the people there think I am really a pedophile when in reality I am a recovering addict and rational thinker trying to rehabilitate the prisoners living amongst them. What do you think? Thank you.