London is a hole

London is a hole and Londoners are grave diggers, the hole is getting bigger and bigger. I need a job and I sob because the mob plots to rob. I am a chef and if you don’t ef me I don’t ef you. A chef can be deaf because any crook can cook with a book. I am down but not out, my win will be a rout. This is my covering letter, it can not be done better. Share if you dare and care. Thank you.