Use common sense

Use common sense, ef theft!, i am a chef!. I slice vice!, I ate hate!, I roast and I boast!. Be a cook and not a crook, you just need a book because a chef can be deaf because any crook can cook with a book!. I am tired and the world is satire. I need a job and i sob because the mob plots to rob. I have experience and I run out of patience. Why chefs earn so much money? When I see a salary rise guilt kicks in me. I just make cakes that I bake, you take and kids ate. To be a chef you just have to have heart, like a bard singing making lard. The recipe of the bread must be read. Step by step the prep ends. Good food served fast doesn’t last. Share  is you dare and care. This is my covering letter, it can not be done better. I live in London and I feel abandoned. Thank you.