Think about the publicity

I want to offer a deal. How much money do you have?, how much money do you want?. I have an idea that can not fail. You could buy or rent, arrange a restaurant for me. The publicity is free because i claim I am the greatest chef, better than the rest. I will sell my signature dish classic spanish ommelette served with hummus, salad and bread. All made from scratch, all organic, all fresh. Where in London can you eat a dish like mine?. Thank you.