Please listen to my plea before

Please listen to my plea before I go urgently to pee. My message can not wait while my bladder is far from great. I need to be understood good. I am spanish and I speak weird as you can hear. I teach i don’t preach. I entertain and that’s more than many can say. It’s not funny i don’t have money. I teach why God exists without fists. Do you want to learn to earn?. I am hurting bursting and i can not ignore anymore so i rush to flush. Thank you.