Please listen to me because I need help and I help

Please listen to me because I need help and I help. I am extremely anxious and worried, I realized a moment ago i lost yesterday in London the most important notebook of all time, with the most important knowledge. I am the most intelligent person of all time, I understand reality the best. I claim I have discovered the nature of addiction, God and money. I am going to central London now to see if I left my notebook in a shop where I got made 5 phocopies of two adjacent pages in an A4 size. That notebook carries the knowledge for future generations to live in peace without atheism and religion. My truth is atheism is a logical fallacy that assumes God is the religious idea of the creator of the creation to conclude wrongly no creator exists because a particular idea of God doesn’t exist. I am asking the Metropolitan Police to help me. If the police solves my case and finds my notebook I will reward you beyond your wildest dreams. My knowledge will keep you safe, alive, happy. I am doing my best and that’s all I can do. The war can end whenever you want. Thank you.