I claim I am the greatest chef in the world. I would do a trail shift in your restaurant and i will serve a dish for free to all the customers who wants to know i cook well. It’s all fresh, cooked during my trial shift from scratch.

I claim I am the greatest chef of all time. I would do a trail shift in your restaurant and i will serve a dish for free to all the customers who wants to know if i cook well. It’s all fresh, cooked during my trial shift from scratch. I will cook classic spanish ommelette, with hummus, a salad and bread. You provide the ingredients. Are you interested in the idea? When can I do my trial shift? Are you ready? I don’t need much, olive oil, lemon, spices, salt, potatoes, chickpeas, bread, vegetables and fruit for de salad, a pan, fire, heat. It’s cheap. It’s fast. It’s a great meal. It’s for vegetarians or vegans as well. Vegans have the option of not eating the ommelette and only ask for salad, hummus and bread. I speak Italian and Spanish and a little bit of russian that is forgotten. How many people can I feed during my trial shift? How many people can you feed during your trial shift? How many hours last my trial shift? I want to prove I know how to cook well, easy food. I never made hummus and in my first try you will see how i do it. The chickpeas have to be left in water overnight. Let’s say 8 hours. The salad has to be washed, the bread is ready and served at room temperature. The ommelette doesn’t take long to cook. How many ommelettes can I cook in one hour? I have to crack the fresh eggs. I need a blender to mash the chickpeas, or something to mash the peas. I can mash the chickpeas with my bare hands. You see if my hands are dirty or clean. I am a special chef, I have greatest ideas. I need to be understood. Thank you.